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How to look racy on Halloween

Eva Vasquez

Issue date: 10/23/08 Section: Halloween
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Halloween is approaching which means downtown trick or treating and fun-filled costume parties, but what does this mean specifically for the female population at GSC? A free pass to dress as scandalous as your wild heart desires!

On any other day, girls are influenced to dress according to the standards set forth by society. Every lady knows that how you dress in public displays an image of who you are for the world to see, whether we choose to conform to the standards or not. However, one day out of the year, October 31st, we are suddenly free to throw all inhibitions to the wind and dress as goofy or scandalous as we wish. This is why on Halloween everyone gets the privilege of witnessing young ladies, normally seeming the good girl type, dressed like street walkers and cheap buys. If dressing to show off what your mama gave you is your cup of tea, here is a list of suggestions from the student body, of the top ten tried and true racy Halloween costume classics:
1. Risky Business (men's button down shirt, underwear and socks only- NO EXECPTIONS)
2. Naughty Nurse
3. Playboy Party Police
4. French Maid
5. Playboy Bunny (lingerie and bunny ears required)
6. Deviant Devil
7. "Not-So-Angelic" Angel
8. Sexy Superhero
9. Hooters Girl
10. Pirate Wench

If you are not in to following the crowd and wish to stay away from the conventional suggestive costumes, don't fret you can still look like a hussy, it just takes a little more effort. Here are some ideas to make a creative and provocative Halloween costume:
• Take the amount of make up you would wear for an average night on the town and multiply it by 20. (thick black eye liner, bright eye shadow and glitter are highly encouraged)
• Turn your shirts into dresses.
• Turn your bras into shirts. (Bonus points for push-up bras and lace)
• Treat what you would normally consider a see-through garment as if it is not see-through at all. Hot pink undergarments will really enhance this look.
• Wear shoes that you can barely walk in (the stumbling adds to the general effect).
• Pair your 9 inch heels with fish-net thigh stockings
• If you choose to actually wear a shirt, roll it up or unbutton it four or five buttons too low.

So you see, no matter who you are, everyone has a chance to unleash their wild side on Halloween-and you better take advantage of it while you can, or else you run the risk of later being arrested for solicitation. Just remember, on Halloween anything goes!
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posted 1/10/10 @ 4:28 PM EST

I think that it is very helpful pieces of advice.

Anna

posted 2/04/10 @ 11:22 AM EST

Halloween is always fun. The only problem is, that you can gain weight for that one fun day of sweets.

Niche Chick

posted 2/08/10 @ 3:55 AM EST

Halloween is fun! Looking sexy is even MORE fun!

Bystander

posted 2/09/10 @ 8:04 AM EST

Good pieces of advice! May be I'll try some of them next time

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